Mister Misses in Paris: Letter One

bonjour!

I am writing from a french keyboard. the differences

a is q
m is ,
w is a
q is w

and there are so many characters at first i thought it was klingon:

oh yes . is :

so; forgive ,e if you cqnùt reqd this:

trans: forgive me if you can’t read this.

my first night here was a typical french dinner . TYPICAL in that we began eating at 9 PM and ended at 12:30 OR 0:30 as they use military time here.

i smoked at the table after dinner and even though i was encouraged by ,y french parents (nicole et francois) i had to keep reminding myself that i’m an adult and it is fine.

some things i noticed:

It is the culture to joke about each others flaws or quarks.

they spoke about politicians in human terms. APPARENTLY THE presidents wife has made a cuckold of him.

they did not know that in america we understand that a man wearing a speedo is either gay or european. This got big laughs and earnest gasps.

SPORTS IS SERIOUS. they told me soccer is a game of gentlemen played by theives and rugby is a game of thieves played by gentlemen.

try this beer kronenbourg

i’m still adjusting to my room and being so solitary. I’m excited to speak the language and i can pick up some words already.

CELLPHONE companies do not charge you for a call received. only for a call made.

LOOKING french means having a nice pair of designer jeans. I’m on it. they are more daring with their fashion. i’m excited.